Phil aka Mr Tactful
Nick aka Infidel
In 2012 Nick had a dream, but unlike Martin Luther King fortunately didn’t find himself in the crosshairs of a lone gunman. No that dream was to take his hobby to the masses, the great unwashed masses of the wargaming world. So with a bottle of PVA in one hand and a copy of Razzle (50 & Filthy) in the other he got to work recruiting like-minded deviants to his cause.
Phil the king of construction makes all manner of buildings and terrain from copious amounts of plasti-card and double sided sticky tape in true Blue Peter fashion. For hours on end he shuts himself away behind locked doors where just the faint scraping noises can be heard, we presume from scalpel on plastic but rumour has it his solitude could be down to a historic backstage tour of the Jim'll Fix It studio.
Dan is a walking tactician and all round devious bastard. The cleverest of us all with a BSc in Dickery, an MSc in Buggery and currently studying a PhD in Crack Whore Lady Boys. When not studying he is a demon with the airbrush. After many a fume filled spraying sessions he can often be found wandering through the aisles of the M&S lingerie section tightly gripping a bottle of Johnson’s baby oil and wearing nothing but a wry smile.
Some say Ant is the love child of an illicit rendezvous between the Road Runner and Wiley Coyote. He can often be observed charging headlong in to danger with no regard for the troops under his command, but at some stage his Wiley Coyote genes kick in and it often ends with comical but disastrous consequences. Ant is the perfect all rounder, lightening fast painter, terrain maker and can turn out Inca Temples within a blink of an eye.
Dan aka Evil Stud Muffin
Ant aka Anton Duel Wielding
The Phat Cat Demo Team
Lee aka Low Roller 1-1
An influential figure north of the Artic Circle Lee is Santa's chief crystal meth dealer and ensures none of Santa's Elves are short (so to speak). Crystal meth is not just the only ice Lee enjoys and after many hours of satisfying the Elf community he can be found on his knees emulating his idol Christopher Dean. A prolific terrain maker, painter and designer of the now infamous 'Poo Mountain', Lee has ensured his creations will live on in infamy.
Coops aka Coops
Originally raised by wolves Coops was found by a drug lord wandering the Mexican jungle he was put to work for many years cooking meth for a Mexican Cartel. He managed to escape captivity by distracting his captors with a hypnotic pelvic rendition of "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard". Coops now lives in the UK under a witness protection scheme where he has put his past behind him and filled his life with small bottles of paint.
The elusive Ed. Alas he has departed our merry band and stopped playing with toy soldiers to go and play with real ones! He has finally learnt which end of a gun is the shouty bit. Before parting the team had some words of wisdom for Ed's new life in the military. KILL, KILL, KILL! Oh and Ed I'm sure that looker on the right is a fella!
Nic (No pseudonym because he's dull)
Nic is an all-round good egg and when the bandages are removed his head does a good impression of one too. Nic is the Ninja Master of the airbrush and has learnt the dark ways of air to paint ratio. A relatively new addition to the team but we had to let him in or Keith would not have joined!
Keith aka Kickstarter
Alasdhair aka The Pointer
On an average day Keith enjoys the cross dressing lifestyle and is an active supporter of the LGBT community. The downside is that where there is Keith, there is Nic but our team needs that diversity box checking and Keith does that in style. He has many talents including expert hot glue gun handling, we just need more if it on the terrain and less of it on his nipples!
Alasdhair or Jihadi Ali as he is affectionately referred to on club nights or any chance encounters. A new member to our fold and one that fulfills our diversity quota in one hit of Islamic fundamentalism, Amish and Scottish.
Jo aka SWMBO
Jo the only lady of our merry band (with the exception of Nic). This picture was taken on Jo's wedding day, not sure why she needed the AK47 assault rifle and tin helmet, but whatever floats your boat! One of our resident painters Jo gets a deserved thumbs up as many of her painted examples are of naked ladies!
Jake is newest of us and still has that new member smell. He is both youthful and slim and I'm sure you will have seen him in porn. In fact this picture was taken on the set of his latest masterpiece 'Sperms of Endearment'. When not on fluffing duties Jake is another wizzard of the airbrush ensuring his blow is as good as his suck.